Sarah, Jeremy's girlfriend and honorary member of the family, has strep throat and pink eye. I told her to get better or I'd be mad.
Update: She went to Urgent Care on Monday morning, was diagnosed with strep throat and pink eye, got some prescriptions, and by late afternoon she was feeling a lot better. Jeremy went over to visit, and they put up some of the glow-in-the-dark stars Jeremy had given her for her room.
